Fuck dating girls who are “naturally pretty.” Date girls who are supernaturally pretty. Date a hot-ass ghost. Date a fucking alien.
does anyone remember the movie where the teenage boy was actually a mermaid or did i hallucinate it
I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS OH MY GOD
the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people
9th: Run for your life!
10th: Always bring a Banana to a Party.
11th:Remember, I am Definitely a mad man with a box.
12th: Don’t Be Lasagne.
- real hacker: So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
- movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* I'm in
- real hacker: But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
- movie hacker: I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
- real hacker: What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
- movie hacker: Want me to break into the CIA next?
- real hacker: I don't even think you should attempt to...
- movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in
I love you - woodkid
Thank you for watching~
turn on: when all my coloring pencils are sharpened and pointy
So I put this as one of the backgrounds
Yesterday, I found that someone changed my background to something soccer related, so just to mess around with them, I put this
Today, I looked at all the computers around me, plus my computer and
You are playing a dangerous game.
You are the best kind of teacher
Things I Need
- good skin
- a tall boy that will worship me and tell me i’m pretty