Trench-Coats and Combat Boots
Asgardian Fangirl

My advice will be stop taking so many selfies. I have seen a lot of selfies lately. I think they’re getting a little out of control.

(Source: jenniferlawrenceshrader)

actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

(Source: theothermayor)

dewittbooker:

people who manage to keep the same url/theme for more than a month are strong and inspiring and should not be messed with

guy:

cannibalism

(Source: battman)

astroknight:

Disney Princess Movies before and after name changes.

"how can we improve these titles?"

"… adjectives

(Source: thats-so-tyler)

(Source: whedonversegifs)

itsajensenthing:

[heavy breathing]

thenimbus:

chick-hen-roost-her:

i never get sick of this guys puns

Bo Burnham

(Source: boburnhamdaily)

gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

(Source: four-big-idiots)

zillatamer:

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

a pop up book

(Source: airtrafficcontroller)

dont judge a book by its cover. my math textbook has a picture of someone enjoying themselves on it. i did not enjoy myself at all

(Source: cisphobic)

(Source: colinmrgn)