when people start getting close to your friends
me handling my responsibilities like…
On the downside, I’m not that attractive.
On the UPside, if I lived back in Aztec times, they wouldn’t sacrifice me to the Gods for my beauty, by tearing my beating heart out of my chest…
So there’s that…
According to science we are actually getting more attractive, so there’s a good chance they would consider you beautiful and thus sacrificeable. Sorry dude, no getting out of this one.
SO HARD NOT TO DANCE WHEN YOU HAVE EARPHONES ON WALKING BY YOURSELF
i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”
Derek Hale went from being this angry guy who stalked teenage boys and just glared at everyone to this super chill understanding big brother figure who is like “You almost stole my family’s money? Cool, I would have too.” or “You want to have a romantic date? Cool, just use my place.”
i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about