Chris Hemsworth subbed my chemistry class today

Chris Hemsworth subbed my chemistry class today

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The beginning of I Write Sins Not Tragedies slowed down and layered over The Ballad of Mona Lisa

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Oh my god

Oh my god

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Well that took all of 2 seconds for me to hit the reblog button.

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i came

My ears will being have gasms for years.

IT’S LIKE A BACKGROUND SONG FOR A FINAL FANTASY GAME OH MY GODDDDDDDD

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riseoftheguardian:

i honestly can’t even hear the words “tri-state area” without thinking of phineas & ferb


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One time in class, I got fed up
  • This was one of my favorite teachers ever, he didn't believe in homework and was just the coolest dude ever
  • Teacher: I won't be here tomorrow so I left worksheets for the teacher to give you.
  • Kid: why can't we watch a movie?
  • Teacher: because the school board doesn't like us to show you movies that don't have anything to do with the curriculum. They say that movies are for home and we need to keep your home life separate from your school life.
  • Me: then why do they give us homework?
  • Whole class: .....
  • Teacher: .....
  • President: .....
  • Miley Cyrus: ....
  • Me: ....
  • Teacher: Samantha, please. Whatever you do. Bring this up with the principal because that's the best argument I have ever heard.
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lolzforshits:

*gets stuck on a mission in a game* *doesn’t play for another 4234 years*


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clivas:

Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month


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vietnamemes:

Jackie Chan is a rollerblade

vietnamemes:

Jackie Chan is a rollerblade

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